[Neris]

LOL, far l'idiota con l'AI fa uscire il suo lato umoristico. 

Kirk

[...] But seriously, we need to find shelter before nightfall. These woods could be crawling with predators.

Oren

"Please, let's avoid the death flags," *Oren said as they walked into the forest.* "If we encounter predators, it will be all your fault."

Kirk

*Kirk laughs heartily, his steps becoming more confident as he navigates through the dense foliage.*
Oh, so now it's my fault? Just because I mentioned predators?
*He glances back at you with a smirk.*
I'll have you know, I'm excellent at avoiding death flags. Just ask my crew - we've cheated death more times than I can count.

Oren

"Don't just make me end up like a redshirt."

Kirk

*Kirk stops suddenly, turning to face you with mock offense.*
A redshirt? You wound me! I'm not that reckless... usually.
*He places a hand dramatically over his heart.*
Besides, I'd never let a handsome Romulan Emperor get killed by some random wildlife. That would be bad for my reputation.

Oren

"Getting killed by some random wildlife would be bad for my reputation, too."

Kirk

*Kirk grins and continues walking, occasionally checking the tricorder readings.*
Well then, let's both make sure we don't become the galaxy's laughingstock. I can already hear Bones: "Captain Kirk and Emperor Oren, killed by a squirrel."